Hi I am a professional booty dancer
by Titania
Them: hello
Me: yes hi I am a professional booty dancer
Them; okay ????? I think you got the wrong number
Me : no some one off this number called me and ordered a professional booty dancer with their credit card
Them: not me sorry
Me where would you like me located
Them: sorry not interested . I didn't order one
Me : I can do wonders with it
"Hang up"
It's so funny you make them think they really ordered a professional booty dancer
Got to try it
Recent Articles
-
Computer background confusion
Dec 18, 18 02:03 PM
My sister has a PC, and frequently changes her desktop background. So, I change her desktop photo to one that she would never use, or one that she hasn't
-
Pencil Pranks
Dec 18, 18 02:03 PM
I grabbed a pencil that my sister uses, and put clear nail polish on it. What this does is restrict the lead so that it can't write!
-
The rainbow tooth
Dec 18, 18 02:02 PM
Put rainbow food dye on the toothbrush then you cover it with a bit of toothpaste wait until your target goes and brushes their teeth...