Clean much?

by Al
(State College)

While cleaning isn't easy for any normal college guy, cleaning glitter from carpets, apholstry and surfaces is not easy for about anyone. I have considered blowing glitter under the door of a neighboring apartment in my complex, upstairs to be exact. My neighbor in the room above my room has the heaviest footsteps, moves around at odd hours, fights with his roommates, and lasts under 45 seconds in, well, bed. Yeah it's common to hear the last one and it illustrates how thin the floor is, but I can clearly hear this one roommates footsteps above any others. I imagine there are bar stools or some type of chair in his kitchen area (I have a basic layout figured) and when he hops off it's a ground shaking experience. He goes back and forth in the house and his bedroom an unlikely amount of times for someone just chillin or even getting ready for his next exploit. He must have ADHD. So I figure he and his poor roomies could use some sparkle in their lives.

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