Buttons who has the buttons
(East Bay Ca)
My ex loved his clothes. He had more clothes than 5 woman would combined. He cheated on me over and over and he did me wrong in so many ways.
After I kicked him out and made sure he was not coming back... I cut off one button from every piece of clothing he owned..I took some from the pants pocket, front. The shirts had one removed from random placed. It took me over four hours to do this. I was careful not to damage his clothes.
I put all the buttons in a zip lock bag. Along with that a few needles and several spools of matching thread.
To top it off I folded all his clothes and boxed them up.... On the inside of the box was a note saying every time you prick your finger sewing on a button, remember how you f***ed some nasty hole.