The Morgue/Abortion Clinic

by Christina
(Nevada)

I found this one on reddit and since getting a new phone, I've received some strange calls from telemarketers and contacts of the former number holder. This has worked perfectly every time. I answer the phone with, "Henderson Morgue: you stab 'em, we slab 'em, you burn 'em, we urn 'em, you kill 'em, we chill 'em. How may I help you today?" Or I answer with, "Henderson Abortion clinic: you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can defeat us. How may we help you." I save that one for persistent callers.

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