Humiliated the pesky lonely church lady in my neighborhood. G

by Eric
(Orlando )

I am the church vocalist and help out my neighborhood as a handyman after work. This one lady lost both her parents, her boyfriend out west, and her child and brother moved away. She was needy and always hugging me and hiring me to work on her house after church. Her neediness was embarrassing me in front of the congregation. Although I enjoyed the extra money working as a handyman in her home after church. Men in my position singing at church always get clingers like this. She was formerly a model, so she thought she was the cats meow.


Anyway, her being in the neighborhood, ours, but she said she lived within that 3 mile radius her entire time in Florida since she was 5. Anyway, the pastor and I decided we had to get rid of her.

Next time she texted for handyman chores, I came over and told her I was in love with her. I took her outside Under the trees to tell her, thought it would scare her away. She seemed very shaken and I just walked off to home. Then she texted me and told me she loved me too but would have to go away to pray about it. After her text, I told her I had to tell my wife. The lady said she would go away and see what she thought about it. She said she couldn't believe I betrayed her and put her in danger. I had to act as if I'd never told her I loved her; I had to protect myself.

Needless to say, my wife had a fit and spread it around the church and neighborhood and people started bullying the church women. My wife even had her banned from reading at the community pool in the evening and embarrassed away from the neighborhood picnic. When she tried to read at the pool, she said the police were going to ban her from her own pool. The the day of the neighborhood banquet, she heard my wife gossiping about her and the church lady left with her plate to the neighborhood lake and one of my wife's bullies took her by the collar and pulled her away from the lake and said she was spying on me and he was calling the police.

Then the church lady drove by our house on her way to visit a shut in. She beeped and waved and my wife went crazy yelling. Called the church lady a groupie that just laid around thinking about me. My wife was screaming with her hands in the air turning in circles. I let her get it out of her system. I didn't get in the middle. Church lady drove away, but I saw an ambulance taking her away that night. I couldn't stick up for her. I hadn't wanted anyone to really know I said I loved her. I could have lost my house and kids.

Anyway, we had the neighbors pester her enough, she moved. We pranked her out of the neighborhood and last I heard she's had leukemia for 3 years and takes bad chemo every day.

I believe God punished her harshly for falling for His servant, me.
And always calling me in need so much. I did enjoy the extra money and attention. It's her fault, she was always hugging on me and calling me to the house to fix something. In the beginning after it al happened, I was just trying to save myself. But as the years go by, I miss her terribly. She's the only one who treated me right. Turns out the prank was on me. My wife made me feel lonely and she treats me without respect. I was mean to that church woman and publicly judgemental in her time of need. We male servants of God are supposed to help women alone in time of need, but my wife was so mean, I couldn't think straight. She made it all about her. Our entire marriage is about her. I now have deep feelings of love for the other women. That must be my punishment from God for all this. We literally destroyed a women during a harsh mourning period on her life when she needed our guidance. I will never forgive myself. It's not so funny now. Sorry Pam :(

Eric, life church, Orlando

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May 23, 2016
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You're a disgusting pig
by: Maria

What a horrible, disgusting, conceited piece of garbage you are. I don't care how annoying someone is, imagine what she was going through. She lost her family and was lonely and she paid you for services. So she was bothering you because she had a crush on you and you made her
Life a living hell. I hope your wife finds out what a piece of shit you are.

Sep 26, 2015
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Monstrous
by: Anonymous

You are despicable, a bully and an absolute monster. A spineless, selfish, arrogant worm of a man who preyed upon a grieving lonely woman who had done nothing wrong. Instead of avoiding contact or discreetly withdrawing, you played the cruelest prank and then allowed the entire community to systematically bully, isolate and destroy her. All because being a handy man for her was tiresome. Poor poor you. I hope there is a special hell waiting for you, somewhere you can truly appreciate the torment and mental anguish you put an innocent woman through.
You are truly a vile specimen of humanity.

Aug 24, 2015
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shameful
by: Anonymous

i don't say this to dig at people, but i say it because it's important: i am an atheist. that being said, i am disgusted and ashamed FOR you because you clearly are a wolf in sheep's clothing. saying you're a christian and then being nothing more than a vindictive, hateful bully to a poor woman who, you said yourself, has lost everyone and everything important to her, simply because she 'embarrassed' you makes you scum. you make me hope there's a hell, because if there is, that is precisely where you're going. you do NOT mistreat someone innocent and kind simply because they 'embarrass' you. clearly, you only wear your religion like a shirt - and you put it on to show it off to people you need or want to impress, and then take it off when you feel comfortable. a real christian, one who keeps the values and ideals of christianity within him, rather than just calling himself a christian because he just doesn't know any better, would never be so cruel. you're an absolute monster.

Aug 11, 2015
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You are disgusting
by: Anonymous

I hope that this is a made up story, as I don't think that many people can be so cruel or selfish. If she was needy, you simply tell her that you are not interested or comfortable. You refuse the handyman jobs out of morals. Not hard to do.

Instead, you put your wife through that rage, bully that poor woman when she is grieving, and pull this kind of cruel prank, messing with her emotions? Wow.

People have such a negative stigma of church because of people like you. You go to church, but don't actually listen to what is being said from the bible. You just focus on hurting others- what a shame. You have the nerve to call yourself a servant of God, when those are not God's principles at all. How do you think He views that?

Even the Pastor at your church should not be gossiping with you to get her out, but should be upfront with her or try to help her. Then you guys even drove her out of your town. How sad that she would have to go through the trouble of moving. And now you are still selfish: you don't care about her cancer, only that YOU are 'in love' with her. And you're probably still married. You are so disgusting.

There are a lot of good people that go to church too, it's so sad that someone like you makes it public that you go to church. You're just perpetuating the stigma.

Aug 10, 2015
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I hope this is fake!
by: Anonymous

Much agreed with the other commenters: if it's even possible that this is even real you're just an awful person. You hurt that lady -Pam-;your wife and family, and evoked anger in your community for someone you thought was too needy? You would obviously have to be beyond greedy as you said your "handyman assistance" was not not out of the kindness of your heart but for money, when you could have just said you were busy. You were obviously feeding into it, egging a lonely woman on I suppose. And you have the nerve to call yourself a servant of God. RIDICULOUS.

Aug 04, 2015
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by: Anonymous

You're not a prankster, you're an asshole if what is written is true. it's a fine example of when certain people heavily involved in church think they're better than everybody, but in reality pieces of trash.

Jul 12, 2015
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Liar, liar, pants on fire (?)
by: Anonymous

If this is real: That's not a prank at all, it's just horrible bullying. What's the matter with you? "God's servant," yeah right. Someone who actually follows the principles of Christ would never do something like this. That poor woman.

I seriously doubt this actually happened, though. The story has no logic to it. It's confusing and chaotic, and reads like you're trying to make a joke. - Trying, but failing. Next time you want to make up a prank story, at least make it coherent. Bonus points if it's also believable.

Jul 10, 2015
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That was terrible
by: DAMIEN

Eric,

What you did was terribly mean to someone who was nice to you, and more so since she's lonely!

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